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The vodka lake is deep and vast; deeper than depth itself, and vaster than the oceans of time. The locals sometimes swim, but always sink. They dive, ..
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Because you cant spell 'Drug Culture' without 'Tasty'
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Oh,mydearest testicle,I find myself profoundly non-lexical,Why do you glow and develop the'shakes'?When I approach various cakesTesticle, thou art mos..
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Its a short story about a terminally ill child who spends his last minutes dreaming that he has the most unlikely company with him at the moment of hi..
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Devoted to Alice Morley
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Based on true events
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Your thighs don't lie and nor do I,
So why then Skittle do you cry?
His climax was nigh,his joy sublime,
As you silently cursed your wobbly thighs
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He is tormented by her, each night in his dreamsBy she who he yearns to 'double-team'She lingers in his every thoughtThe girl who's arse the virgin so..
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Broken plates and broken heartsAnguish lurks whilst love departsDeparts with your thingsinto his homeLeaving only the scent ofhis burning cologneThis ..
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The cool breezeon asweltering dayA ray of sunlightamongst thesmog and the hazeInnocent laughter in despair and griefAnd summers warm kiss and its gent..
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