Brooke

Okay, I'm new to this site, after being introduced by Katina, but I have been writing for a while so, let's see what I can come up with. Now I tend to write anything, mostly things based on an anime or some fantasy story I come up with in my head. Oh, and p.s. I love Naruto, Yu Yu Hakusho, and Bleach, they are the best anime's, ever.

Now, for your enjoment, random quotes. ( I did not create any of these)
QUOTES/FOOD FOR THOUGHT:

Don't drink and drive. You might spill your beer.

A good friend will come and bail you out of jail. A great friend will be sitting next to you saying, 'Damn that was fun!

Few women admit their age; fewer men act it.

What's another word for synonym?

War determines not who is right, but who is left.

Don't take life too seriously -You'll never get out of it alive.

One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor.

If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?

A mighty oak is the restult of a a nut who held its ground.

Despite the rising cost of living, it remains a popular activity.

There's too much blood in my caffeine system.

I haven't lost my mind, it's backed up on disk somewhere...

Always remember you're unique. Just like everyone else.

Why is 'abbreviation' such a long word?

STRESS: A condition brought on by over-riding the bodies desire to choke the living daylights out of some jerk who desperately deserves it.

Madness takes its toll. Please have exact change.

It IS as bad as you think, and they ARE out to get you.

It's you and me against the world. (puts on helmet) We attack at dawn.

Friends don't set friends on fire.

Friends don't let friends drive drunk.

Seen it all, done it all, can't remember most of it.

Keep your words soft and sweet, just in case you have to eat them.

You can go anywhere you want if you look serious and carry a clipboard.

Duct tape is like the force. It has a light side, and dark side, and holds the universe together.

Why are wrong numbers never busy?

If someone with multiple personalities threatens to kill himself, is it considered a hostage situation?

Doesn't 'expecting the unexpecting' make the unexpected expected?