not a creature is stirring
maybe some mice, i don't know
they seem to like the cali weather as much as anyone.
there never were any stockings hung
as no one here cares for such frivolity,
the children long grown and gone.
St. Nicholas is a lie,
just like the title of this poem.
there arose no clatter,
the gurgling of an ulcer awoke me
and the sultry blast of the central heating
keeps me from further sleep.
it does not matter, as time flies
whether i'm on board or not.
it's too hot so i turn down the heat
and the cold creeps back into my bones.
i pull the covers close and imagine life before the advent of the internet.
i decide to check out the Cafe,
wondering if anyone had the stones
to leave an honest review.