Ready, steady, go.

"RRRIIINNNGGGGG"

"Ugh, what time is it? WHAT? 5 o clock? common whats with the stupid thing! i set it to 9 o clock!!!"

 

Thats morning for me, breakfast.. don't have time. I always take 3 hours to get out of bed, and have a shower.

 

I hate mondays, i hate them a lot. Its like my dead day, half the time i think i'm going good, i havn't gotten shapoo uin my eye, i havn't slipped on soap... But then i end up face first ont he floor, wondering what the heck i was thinking, trying to jump onto the mat.

 

Work is fun, lots of people there i am friends with. This play i work at is a fitness store, it is the most stupid store i have ever worked at. they have a slogan, yeah a slogan. Its Ready, steady, go. I mean what kind of crap is that.

This one guy i know, who has spikey hair, around 18 and is well built, wears the store attire like the candian flag. says the slogan after every purchacse. and people are always like: "Oh, uhh thanks.. yeah i'll definately shop here again.. " then they run out of the store like freddy and jason are chaseing them.

The store owner is nice, he is extremely overweight. He tries really hard to make this a really good experience for us, but its not a very good store. And mind him, hes not the best owner of a fitness store.

But i guess its fun, i mean i work nights sometimes, no one ever comes in, so we run around and act like idiots on the machines. My favorite is treadmilling. There is a young boy their, Sam. Hes only 15, is very short and has long dread locked red hair. Him and i set up around 7 treadminlls, turn them all on at diffrent speeds, then sit on thyem and ride it like a roller coaster. Yeah, we have broken a couple, but we pay for it, or well, not get payed in order to pay for it.

"Hello?"

Ahh, sorry thats enough journal writes for today, ill write some more tonight.

FIN

Reviews

[Last Lying Look]

This is hilarious!
You always write such excellent humorous pieces Zach.
KEEP IT UP!
-Elisssssaaaa