Playground Prodigy

My first write. Probably wont be the most amazing thing you have seen.

Playground prodigy.

I think this will be a 3rd person story, no... no it will be from my friend. No, i can't make it that. It has to be original.

I wish these kids would shut it. Yes, i am in a park but common, this park is huge. can't they go climb a diffrent tree? One boy stands out. He seems to be younger then the rest. They all try to climb the tree, but they just can't get up. This one boy, however, shimmys up the tree like there is nothing to it. He then dances on the tree trunks like a lunatic, i halfheartedly get up and tell the boy to be careful, he laughs at me and makes fun of how he is much younger than myself, but he is so much taller. I explain that the only reason he is taller, is because he is standing on a tree. He laugh's again, and spits on me, i never really thought a child could reduce my ego so much. He cackles at me and dances again, i have the urge to throw my book at him. But i'm mature, i know better then to hurt and 8 year old. He continues to dance, and his friends continue to try and climb up the tree. He slips, falls and lands on the kids, i burst out in laughter, no pain or regret. I fall off the bench and start to cry its so funny, the boy is crying and runs over me and asks for me to drive him to the hospital. I stop laughing, and stand up. the little boy is so short now, i make it clear that i am taller then him. I then picked the boy up, and took him to a group of women. The women screams and rips the boy from my hands, screaming at me for hurting her son, i laugh again, and tell her what happened. I then lecture her about how she should be watching her child instead of gossiping about their husbands who were probably getting laid by some 20 year old. I decide to write this story, so here it is.

Author's Note

My frist work, this is fiction, no i did not dis some 50 year old hag.

Reviews

[ape domenigoni]

Pretty funny...good job.

[Bee]

This is awesome! Great first write!

[Last Lying Look]

Hahahahaha!!!!!!!!
I love it! It's hilarious!
This definitely made my day.
Excellent write man.
:D :) :P
-E.R