Jessica Cressey Made A Messy

I don't have much experience helping people who have fainted with no past fainting experience.

We're brushing our teeth, 12:50am
As we both finish up at the same time, she hunches over towards the toilet and asks me "I think I'm going to throw up, can you leave?"

I'm quick on reaction, "Yep" and shimmy quickly towards the door.
As I get out and close the door behind me, a large bang on the bathroom wall opposite of the toilet... She must have smashed her head off the wall. She falls immediately to the ground with an aggravated groan and I try to open the door but her body is blocking it.
"Jessica, roll over on your back please" as I wanted her to give me a bit more of open space so I could get into the bathroom and help her.
She picks her back up off the wall quickly and blurts out a "No I'm ok, I just got to go to the bathroom" as she tries to leave forward off the wall and towards the toilet.
"You are already in the bathroom" was my instant response.
She didn't have time for that, as she quickly sat on the toilet and said "Just Go".
I checked on her by the minute, gently talked to her and asked her to keep her head up and not lean forward.
She responded calmly "Yep, I got it. I got this" like she's done this all before.
I ate some more candy, Kevin Spacey's character got weirder in the movie... he turned out to actually be a serial killer even though he said he wasn't.
I tried to get the wifi password off the back of her modem as to get a quicker interaction with the internet through my iZakk. Failed on two attempts.
Went back to the bathroom, she again responded that she was fine. She seemed to be sitting up on the toilet still. I grabbed some ice cubes from the kitchen and wrapped a towel around them so she could heal the nasty gash on the left side of her temple. It was a bad cut, I hope she didn't hit it off the counter.
The door opens and she groggily turns off the light. She is still alright and we make it back on her bed.
She lies on her back as I sit down by her legs and she tells me she might be sick again. She never ends up getting up so I rub her legs.
"I've never fainted before, that was crazy" she admits.
I ask her what she ate today and she ate two meals. Maybe she's dehydrated... she said she had bad cramps and that her stomach hurted. Maybe she was PREGNANT.

She falls asleep in 5 minutes, I can tell when the snoring erupts. Getting slightly louder in small amounts with each rumble. She farts quickly and somewhat silently.
She is adorable in every way now. Even I adore when the way she farts in her sleep... that's f*****g weird, man.
I gotta go let her other cat in from outside the room who was separated from the other cat for fighting earlier in the day. They better not fight again, those damned cats... I can't do that today. It's 2:14am, I gotta go out-snore a lady lying beside who had just earlier fainted on me.

Author's Note

Don't steal my shit.

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[Laura Lynn]

Very in-tune to reality and real occurrences or fictionalized accounts which are very realistic in nature and do not hide the stench of bodily function which does occur as a part of the life and death processes of the new & old cycles of earth elements.