Queer by any other adjective

A tribute to Shane Madderson

Who would believe, that you could deceive?
All of the world did misbelieve.
You thought yourself a 'master of muff',
But Jake King called your 'convincing' bluff

He'd stalked his prey for many moons,
And when he pounced, twas not a moment too soon
Mesmerized by his crater face, resemblant of the moon
And by his arthritic charm you were quite simply swoon

In your most vulnerable state he popped the question:
"Fancy having cyber?" As a mere suggestion,
Scared and confused, you felt obligated to consent,
For now you know for sure that you phenomenally bent!

As the wankathon commenced, I'm sure that you sensed,
That you were not alone, as the tension condensed,
Luckily Jakes hand cramps forced him to desist,
But the screenshot was taken, and now you're probably rather pissed

Reviews

[Betweenthekeys]

Really smartly worded and funny.

[Kat Collins]

oh, I love it! Makes me smile in a knowing way...watch some of your grammer, though. "now your probably rather pissed"... Your should be you're. And twas should have an apostrophe before it ( 'twas ). but regardless, absolutely wonderful!

[BigDaddySiddle]

HAHAHAHA! :')

[£15 + A S**t BJ]

hahahaha, quality yet again

[pagthagaras]

EPIC!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1