The inequities of the lonley virgin

A Poem by Smokey

He is tormented by her, each night in his dreams
By she who he yearns to 'double-team'
She lingers in his every thought
The girl who's arse the virgin sought

But the beautiful girl, with a plentiful bum
Did not reciprocate his love, leaving him numb
Numb with the chills of inadequacy and virginhood
For twas his friend's c**k she wanted, and suck it, she would(probably)

But his loyal companion, treasured his friend's over beauty
And neither boy was able to defile her purity
So now they reminisce today
Of that sweet a*s b***h, whom did cause this disdain
And the virgin still perversely say's:
"Her neck's proper tender and that, don't you just want to kiss it?..."

Yet another girl had caught the virgin's eye
The rose of branksome, was the flower on his mind
Jessy was her name, or something like that
But compared to Sophie, her arse was far from fat

Though he would still probably give her one....
...go on young sir!