Asthma Sucks

As I reclined in the mid-morning sun
I felt an itching within my lung
I coughed, I spluttered and threw up some phlegm
Thick and slimey, greenish phlegm(and not the nice kind)

I recover swiftly, and find my phone
Best see my GP and have a moan
I ask my doctor "whats wrong with me?"
She quickly retorts; "you wont be best pleased"

Of course I naturally fear the worst;
"Gypo's stole my organs?"
"No" she answered
"Its even worse!"

You've got asthma
"Great" I thought
"Gay lung cancer"

...Worst birthday ever

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