INVADER ZIM QUOTES

from my fav show

Gir: I love this show!     Gir: I'm gonna sing the Doom Song now. 
[singing]                            Gir: Angry monkey.         Gir: Yeees?         Gir: Awww... I wanted to explode.            Gir: Somebody needs a hug!         Zim: Be gone with you! I've had enough of your nonsense from your smelly mouth filled with... corn!                                      Dib: But I haven't been eating corn 
Zim: [shouts] Liar!         Zim: Curse you snacks! Curse yooooooou!           Gir: I made mashed po-ta-toes!          Gir: [five minutes after eating it, crying] I miss my cupcake.                  Zim: Shut your noise tube, Taco Human!        Gir: CHICKEN! I'm gonna eat you!          Gir: I'm gonna roll around on the floor for a while. KAY?     GIR: Aww, but I wanna watch the Scary Monkey Show!            GIR: Let's go to my room, pig!                     Gir: Hi floor! Make me a sandwich!        GIR: Lets make biscuits! LETS MAKE BISCUITS!            Gir: [Zim's compass magnetically sticks to Gir] Aww, it likes me.              GIR: [shouts] I'm dancing like a monkey!                Zim: But... invader's blood marches through my veins, like giant RADIOACTIVE RUBBER PANTS! The pants command me. Do not ignore my veins! 
               zim:"YOU! OBEY THE FIST!"            Zim: Hey gir, these waffles are pretty good... whats in 'em?      

Gir: There's waffle in 'em        

Zim: YOUR LYING!!!!!           GIR: DOOKIE!   Gir: The guidy, chippy, thingy.        "[Zim stuffs a globe into a goldfish bowl, goldfish is crushed against side of bowl] 
Zim: Now do you understand my latest and most brilliant plan for earth conquest Gir? 
Gir: I'm gonna eat that fish. 
Zim: No, Gir. The fish is part of the plan.      Gir: But I neeeeeeed tacos! I need them or I will explode! That happens to me sometimes."      GIR: I saw a squirrel!    gir : im ganna bake him a cake!   GIR: Hooray for Earth! 
ZIM: GIR!  Earth is our enemy! 
GIR: Oooohhhhhhh, I understand.           ZIM: Why was there bacon in the soap?! 
GIR: I made it myself!       ZIM: And then watch you transform, more and more, into what you really are, deep down in your heart.         GIR: Wait… if you destroy Dib in then past, then he won’t ever be your enemy.  Then, you won’t have to send a robot back to destroy him.  But, then he will be your enemy, so then you will have to send a robot back- BOOM!  *head explodes*       

Reviews

[Jane Doe]

Ewww my sister commented on this0_o
Anyway I love gir I saw him first before Bro...papercuts.hate.you.too
Lol hee I loveeeeeee thiiisssss

Xoxoxo
~abbie
100/100

[Papercuts.Hate.You.Too]

I love Gir the most!!!! Zim:Hurry Gir! It's time for disguises. Gir:I want to be a mongoose! :) ha! love this!!!! INVADER ZIM RULESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!:D