The Eureka Ting

My boyfriend had REALLY pissed me off, and i suddenly saw the lightbulb above my head ping - i was done with that rubbish. Im not sure when or why it morphed into a jamaican accent tho, but i like it

Mi light it ping, mi brain it ding, mi heart it sing Lard! Take off mi ring- mi over dis ting! Imma no cling to no toxic fling, never no zing justa daily sting. Ya hook must sling or ya neck I'd wring. I be mi own king, an mi do mi own ting. Well, tingalingaling, hello Spring!