The Story Of Nothing, Everything, and Something

  This is the story of nothingness.

          Of everythingness.

            And of somethingness.

                 Yes, I know that those aren't real words.

        Shut up.

 

 

    Once upon a time, there was a very cliche beginning. It was 'Once Upon A Time'. This beginning started a story. This story started a book. That book inspired a movie. That movie was deleted from Youtube, the only copy of that book was "acidentally" thrown in a wood chipper. And yet, that story in that book, is now on the internet, boring hundreds of readers each day.

      It was a dark and stormy night. Another cliche beginning, by the way. I was on the computer, writing this story-book-movie-internet boredom. I was thinking. About nothing. About something. About everything. Time was running out. For everything. Life, death, and the time I have to write this story. Maybe I'll be dead at the end. I don't know. I don't want to don't know. Am I high? Crack? Meth? Or some other drug that those strict teachers don't know about......yet. They will find out. 

       In this story, there was a heavy fog of humor, regret, and hopefulness. Maybe in the World of Tomorrow, everything will be positive, happy, and cheerful. I hope not. Do I cut myself and write dark poetry? No. I am just another soul floating through the world.

         There is a cliche ending to this story. The end.

 

Author's Note

Special thanks to tophatgirl for helping me write this.

Reviews

[crazysox]

Heheh I love it! It's short enough to read with interest, witty enough to laugh, and easy enough to understand! A great read. Keep up the creativity! :)

[♪GetUse2MyMelodie..]

HAHAHA I WAS CRACKING UP IN THIS STORY! ITS DE BEST! GOOD JOB PEOPLE GOOD JOB

[momo hina]

actually thanx to top hat girl because she wrote the whole thing

[TopHatGirl]

Yes, thanks to me. Hahahahahahahahahahaahahahahaa