A Life Without Sex

A life without sex

Would be a blessing to all

Wouldn't have bad effects

From something so small

 

Sex can be persistant

Annoying to most

We can live without its existance

No longer be gross

 

Sex just plain sucks

You know that its true

I don't give two f***s

My point is askew

 

Oh my, i must say

One thing you need to know

Don't look at me that way

Because by "sex" i mean "mosquitos"

 

 

 

 

 

Author's Note

had to get your attention somehow =P

Reviews

[Call_Me_Miss_Imperfect]

Haha, this is too funny! Though, I think life without sex would somehow be pleasant in various of ways. Maybe then some relationships that were created wouldn't have existed at all if that was the case. I do like how you think and triggered the reader into thinking it was about the topic "sex". For a moment, I was thinking this guy is totally lying! Haha. I don't know of a single human being that doesn't once crave for sex. It's part of human's nature to do so anyways! The title pulls and draws attention in so you have a bigger audience viewing, when in the end it's a big trick. You're really and truly referring to mosquitos. I personally can't stand mosquitos either. Life without them would be pleasant, but since they're one of God's creations I'm not going to question them and their existence. You did indeed catch mine and a lot of others' attention in this hilarious but truthful poem that you have presented. I did need a good laugh for the night! Excellent! :)

"Oh my, I must say
One thing you need to know
Don't look at me that way
Because by "sex" I mean mosquitos"---Pure genius! Too funny:)

Ashley Rivers--Dream BIG and you'll win BIG ;)

[Richard Morimanno]

Ah, well thank you for reading and i am glad you enjoyed it ^^ and i am glad you got a laugh out of it haha

and yes sex is great haha can't lie about that but, you do make a good point.. if sex didn't exist some relationships wouldn't happen but some would also still be saved due to the "can't cheat" aspect of it

i enjoyed writting it lol i wanted to write about mosquitos cuz they kept bitting me and i got mad haha but i did need an attention getter =P

thanks for your review Ashley

[Call_Me_Miss_Imperfect]

Haha! Yeah you're very welcome:) mosquitos are prone to life threatening diseases and plus they bite the hell of you too. Haha! But I did enjoy reading it as much as you enjoyed writing it.

[AYVID N]

:) I like the twist. But you had the readers' attention anyway.

[Time's The Bond]

OH WOW you totally got me there! Brilliant!

[Baby Ricochet]

First you get the power. Then you get the money, then you get the woman. Al Pachino, Scarface. I did it all for the nookie. Lymp biscuit. Freud had his head up his a*s about a lot of s**t but sex, at least for men, wasn't one of them. That much he got right. He obviously didn't understand women but he was a man of his times.

[Bronwen Cox Hollinger]

LOVED this XD

[Richard Morimanno]

im glad you did xD

[Mike Lombardo]

hahaaha that was cool. I like it.

[Richard Morimanno]

thank you

[Lost in Wonderland]

ahhh haha that was great!

[Richard Morimanno]

Thank you ^_^

[Lost in Wonderland]

no problem ^.^

[Frieda P]

haha, you've done that, as for your writing, it's hilarious, I love the ending...and hey, stop complaining it's better than 'sex without life'! ;-)

[Richard Morimanno]

Oh my, i am not complaining haha just use "sex" as an attention getter =P

'sex without life'... hmm for some reason makes me think of necrophilia hahaha

thx for the review ^^

[Angie Diane♥&hea..]

Hey, I liked this. Sex isn't everything. You did a nice job though :D
The ending mad me laugh. :D

[Richard Morimanno]

haha thank you Angie, I hate mosquitos >=O

[Angie Diane♥♥]

Me too!! They annoy me to no end!

[That_Girl]

Hahahaha I was like "BUT I NEED IT!"

Nice ending. ;)

[Richard Morimanno]

lol i know right!!! i was thinking right before i posted "hmm.. i wonder how many people are going to be working up there arguements for the comment when they start reading this" haha

and thank you Avy!!

[Richard Morimanno]

Their*

[That_Girl]

Oh I had a huge s**t storm planned. ;)

Welcome!

[Richard Morimanno]

i knew you would haha