Jack and Jill

um..i can explain...

He and she went up a hill,

to find a place to f**k.

But when Jill got down, she heard a sound,

and Jack was out of luck.

She looked around to find the source,

a s**t had came to find,

her boyfriend Jack, a lying sack,

with some ugly girl entwined.

So she pushed him off the hill,

Jack went and pumbled to his end,

He hit the ground and broke his crown,

and Jill came tumbling after.

So as you see, there was no pail,

no water, or a slip.

A lying Jack who lost his track,

had led him to disaster.

The book you read,

was just a lie for kids to learn and bask,

so as you know, we'll end the show,

just know there's always Jacks.

 

<3 =) <3  and that's how we came up with "Jack"a*s.