Contacts

Selection of contacts.

Ahmed - Cool to talk to about politics.

Anne-Marie - Hot.

Brenna - Sister.

Chris - Loser who always asks for econ homework.

Dad - Doesn’t use his phone…

Dwayne - PARTY!

Frank - Boss. Do not drunk dial.

Helga - Hot Swedish chick.

Home - Anachronism.

Ingmar - Hot Swedish chick’s boyfriend.

Jackie <333 - …She must have taken my phone again.

Louis - Gay?

Melville - Hipster.

Mom- Don’t forget to call her.

Mrs. Bronte - English teacher. Accidentally called her while….

Richard - Dick.

Sami - No one likes you.

Sarah - Ditto.

Shane - Who?

Tupac - What’s his real name?

Ubaldo - Pot+Stereotype.

Author's Note

first draft

Reviews

[Ry]

You have totally inspired me to go through my phonebook and do this.
Simple and different.
I like it. =)
-Eli

[Sean Allen]

Nice piece. I don't know any Helga's, but about 50 years ago I knew a hot Russian chick named Olga. That's back when we were all worried that the Russians were coming!

[Barry S. Maltese]

I enjoyed your innovative attempt here. I have often wanted to do that with my contact list. . . . but being married I could not have the term "hot swedish chick" on my phone, or my wife would kill me. thank you for sharing.