randomosity 4

randomosity 4

 Among other oddities, some hikers have been spotted scaling the mountain carrying a ball with a golden ring, strung together by a single thread.

almost directly below, the former Economic History student is squatting in the middle of her living room carpet, rummaging through a suitcase stuffed with lace garters, feathered face masks and beaded n****e tassels.

Girl Scouts hiding secret sex agenda

Conspiracism is not so much a psychological ailment in and of itself

as it is a symptom of a mind in flight from reality

A grizzled man wearing a white linen smock, who calls himself Jean, set up a yurt in the forest a couple of years ago to prepare for the earth's demise.

While American travel agents have been offering special, one-way deals to witness the end of the world, a neighbouring village, Saint-Paul de Fenouillet, has produced a wine to celebrate the occasion.

"the sole aim is the pursuit of female sexual pleasure". 

the "manipulator" in 1870 �" a steam-powered d***o used by doctors to relieve symptoms of "hysteria" in women �"

Use what you have

Use what there is

people are not food

guns are not magic

not everything that happens is divine intervention

True, but I prefer to give him credit  unless I have reason to belive otherwise

It seems polite

There was a storm of butterflies outside the door.

If your confusion leads you in the right direction

the results can be uncommonly rewarding

Hunam society performs two basic functions

to care for the weak

and to control the ambitious

People tend to get defensive when the integrity of their national sport is impugned.

Academics know very little about the practicalities of white collar crime.

Unseasonably cold weather makes people cheat profilically

so do

heavy rain

and wind

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Happiness is an ilusion

and some times so is thia soup

time is an illusion

lunch time doubly so

SCIENTISTS CREAT HOLE IN TIME

the more nothing happens

the more unlikely it all seems

every now and then we find ourselves living through moments

that make no sense at all

once upon a time 

wasn't as long ago as it used to be

space-time is grimly determined 

to make me a more effective prankster

It is the role of art 

is it not?

To make monsters 

comic

THE QUEENS SQUIRREL

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tis very strange 

men should be so fond of being thought of as

wickeder than they are

as long as people are going to call you a 

lunitic anyway

why not get the benifit of it?

It frees you from convention

He was certain she had an infirmity

some rare, peculiar

mental disorder from birth

that made her do the opposite

 of what any athority figure told her

FREE HUGSS!!

This from a militant atheist 

with a gay agenda

Reviews

[Wolfwind]

:D Totally kick a*s! lol You've got the randomness down with style and a fantastic way to weave reality into insanity that pulses with humor. Very much enjoyed!

Aaron

[LostandForgotten]

This is awesome its so random yet all makes sense. the girl scouts with a sex agenda made me giggle so hard, as did the end about free hugs and a gay agenda

[BikerAngie]

I love it