I Fight Reality, Take Five Brubeck!

The art of politics.

I Fight Reality!

I Fight Reality, Authority Always Wins!

Yeah I Fight Authority, Reality Always Wins!

I Been Shoveling Crap Uphill,

Ever Since, I Was A Young Kid,

And, I Come Out Grinning!!!!!!

Yeah, I Fight Reality... Authorities Always Win!

I Fight The Authorities, And Reality Always Wins!

I Have Come to The Mountain, to Shovel Crap Uphill Again!

Yeah I'm Still Fighting Authority And Authority Always Wins!

You Gotta Know When To Hold Em, Know When To Fold Em!

And, Know When Ya Gotta Either F*****g Duck Or Run!

YEAH I FIGHT AUTHORITY, AUTHORITY ALWAYS WINS!

Mowing Down All the Damned Weeds, Just As Fast As I Can!

The bullshit is endless and ya stick with whatever ya good at!

Ya Stick With Whatever Bullshit, Ya Happen To Be Good At!

Still Some Of Us Never, Quite, Outgrow Fighting Authority!

Pausing Sometimes to Shovel More of the Same Crap Uphill!

Whenever idiots think they're some kinda damned comedian!

Well, I Fight Authority, And Authority Always Wins!

(Johnny Be Good Melloncamp)

Take Five Brubeck!

Take One, Take Two, Take Five Brubeck!

Take All The F*****g Time In The World!

Just Put a Damned Limit on it Somewhere!

Flip A God Damned Coin, If You Have Too!

Preferably sometime in the immediate future!

You might even try to, get it right the first time!

Not all of us, have too much time on their hands!

All things in moderation including moderation itself!

Eliminates any need, for eliminating unlimited do overs!

(Dave's not here)

Author's Note

They only took about an hour to write, so I might have made mistakes.