Get Over It Already!

Ask yourself why so many people are literally capable of kicking themselves in the a*s!

Get Over It Already!

Life is insane, and anybody who claims otherwise is nuts!

So Eat, Drink, and Be Merry For Tomorrow We All Die!

Butterflies are Free But Some are Moths To the Flame!

Welcome to The Comedy Club that Dare Not Close!

Where Each Is Born, Able To Kick Their Own A*s!

While Kicking the A*s of everyone around them!

Never pausing, to give a Sucker an even Break!

Not Thinking about how life, can be different!

Forever denying the Truth has any answers!

YOU Are Our Lucky, Grand Prize Winner!

Click Here, To Collect A Million Dollars!!!

If You Think that Life, Is All About You!

Ask Yourself Why So Much of it Sucks!

Ours is the Best of all Possible worlds:

If For No Other Conceivable Reason!

Then because instant karma’s gonna getcha baby!

Pay It Forward, til the end of time!

Or, Pay Up Again SUCKER!

Don’t Forget Any Interest!

God, Doesn’t Make Mistakes!

Nature, Enforces His Prices!

Extra For Self-indulgences.

Who gets what’s coming!

Nothing From Nothing!

People Make Mistakes.

S**t Keeps Happening!

And the most naive of all,

Are also the most vulnerable,

And the most humble among us.

The most tender of God’s creations.

Whilst the Heart that bends the most!

Still remains Exultant, above all others!

Most Adored, In All Heaven And Earth!

(Leonard Gershe, W.C. Fields, John Lennon)

Author's Note

I would go into the T-shirt business, but I'm not a man of the cloth. Get Over It Already! A few people have asked me to give lectures or make videos explaining my philosophy, but the idea of becoming a guru of bullshit poetry is anathema among those of us who write these poems. Socrates said he could never teach anyone anything, but he was a master of subtle humor. Anything I write is either an interpretation of our poetry or the poetry itself, which is public domain and either speaks for itself, or someone improves on it.

Reviews

[John the Baptist]

An interesting linking of aphorisms here. Indeed, s**t does seem to keep happening, especially in the last few years. Liked especially the one about instant karma. How does that work? Do you just add water?

[wuliheron]

Use massive quantities of collective ignorance gathered over a 12,000 year period, program into one of the latest supercomputers, and crunch the numbers like a crockpot using the latest machine learning. The results will be undeniable instant karma, or you can measure the lowest possible energy state of the complete system in someone with sparkling laughter and prove that the quantum observer effect is evidence that 42 is as good as it gets.

[wuliheron]

There are a few dozen other ways I can think of, but I'm working on making unique predictions. In general, modified bayesian probabilities vanishing into indeterminacy, should provide the most precise way to measure anything imaginable, when describing anything in terms of patterns of low entropy. You just need to have a large enough sample, but only 420 out of that are required to identify the exact pattern, which should closely resemble the Golden Ratio, which has turned out to express a multidimensional equation, and not be entirely random. Its a multidimensional multifractal of a Fractal Dragon and Mandelbrot, a sort of twisted and blurred hour glass that has four and five fold symmetry.

[wuliheron]

Already the first photograph of entangled particles has been taken, and resembles an eye, or a circle broken at two opposing sides, which is what I think yin and yang must look like in four dimensions, because they express supersymmetry. If I'm right and 42 is it, that means the first pictures of the Big Bang taken by the Lisa gravity telescope should reveal the same pattern.