By The BallsA Poem by wuliheronSex EducationBy The Balls
The Bank has you by the Balls! If you make A Sperm Donation! Cover your A*s anyway you can! Its Never Easy In a hospital gown! Flush Everything, Down The Toilet! Ignore, Every Obstacle In Your Way! Destroy Any Evidence Of Your DNA! Eliminate any Traces of your presence! Pick Your Favorite, Soothing Ointment! Beware The Insidious Alien Anal Probe! Mindcontrol Conspiracy Behind The Illuminati! Only Sex can reproduce the marching morons! Only Sex with each other, can give you STDs! Only Sex with Yourself is ever actually Safe! Only Sex can inspire a Zombie Apocalypse! Whilst Yoda is the Illegitimate Love-child! Of Mr Spock and an Andorean Sex Slave! Jim Henson is Rolling Over in His Grave! Ms Piggy Is Actually Kermit’s Half-Sister! LaLa Land Has Relocated To Washington! Where they all Strut around Like Roosters! Going off Half-Cocked whenever possible! Some have a traditional three Ring Circus! But, The US has PT Barnum’s Freak Show! Where Reality TV makes Idiots Throw Up!
While the Banks Squeeze Everybody by the Balls! © 2019 wuliheron |
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1 Review Added on June 3, 2019 Last Updated on June 6, 2019 AuthorwuliheronAboutI'm a brain damaged, mentally deranged, hippie dippy raised on Gilligan's Island and Green Acres, but I'm never going back there again! Currently, I'm 11 years into writing a book on Collective Ignora.. more..Writing
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