Important Crap!, Fly Paper, B******s!

Important Crap

Crap always ebbs and flows stinking up the whole place,

Surprisingly messy stuff when it gets in all the Cracks,

But my very own personal crap hardly ever Stinks!

Nurturing crap that grows on you like a Fungus!

Though it Hardly ever seems to be worthwhile,

Or to possess any Real meaning.

Seeming, Totally Inconsequential,

My personal Crap is more essential,

Of the utmost Paramount importance!

My own crap is always more important,

Especially when it Won't Work Itself Out!

Fly Paper

Offer sex, drugs, and rock-n-roll to every clown around,

And wannabe comedians will line up to entertain you.

If you furnish them greater Ignorant wisdom instead,

All the Clowns in the World can watch out for you!

Knowing which way more Loathsome winds blow,

Offering Ignorant wisdom is not very glamorous,

But neither is Foolishly attracting a lot of flies!

B******s!

To reduce an obnoxious B*****d's influence, first expand it,

To reduce their Wallop first increase it,

To rule over complete A******s first exalt them!

To rob them of their Sadistic pleasure first bait the trap!

This is the not-so-secret way the less Obnoxious overcome the most,

Knowing instant Karma's always gonna Getcha baby!