Bullshit Artists, Vigilant Sarcasm, Zombie Mockery

I found these written on the bathroom stall.

Bullshit Artists

Bullshit Artists spouting crap,

Cannot succeed every single time.

Gullibility is shaped by accepting our ignorance,

Not someone's meaningless bullshit!

Own your crap and you give it away,

Spout absolute nonsense and gullible clowns follow,

Others think you are their friend if you act aloof!

Some come on strong, some really weak,

And very few will Get Right to the point,

Usually preferring, to drag everything out.

Superfluously verbose of the performing arts.

Vigilant Sarcasm

Lowbrow humor is infamous for endless Sarcasm,

Slams repeatedly Hammering home,

Only to return to bite people in the a*s!

The Blistering side of any comedy,

Where A******s fight over who is the bigger idiot!

Great behinds may yet Stink alike,

Whilst others revel In kicking them!

Sarcasm Never turns out to be Pretty,

Conspicuously Objectionable simulation,

Of Pounding One Another Without Mercy!

Zombie Mockery

Zombies make a Mockery of all mockery.

A meaningless Irksome worthless resonance.

We avoid mimicking mindless zombie mockery,

As just exercising good Common Sense!

Aggressive Slapstick Mimicking Mockery,

Always insisting other Zombies are dumber,

Mindless Sadism Imitating might makes right,

The Three Stooges hear no evil, see no evil, speak no evil!