Bottomless Pit, Unkind Bullshit, Oops!, Simple Minded Ignorant Fools

These are direct extrapolations from Peter Merel's extremely lucid GNL interpolation. I corrected for his three minor logic errors. Its the simple s**t that always gets you.

Bottomless Pit

My bottomless pit is gravely ignorant;

So, I toss in everything nobody wants,

Assuming anyone may want it again.

Those who can't find what they want,

Find numerous Cuss words I throw in!

Unkind Bullshit

Bullshit, is never actually kind,

Treating everything like bullshit,

Nor may ignorance be called kind;

And, still treat bullshit impartially!

All with wide open minds and hearts!

Bereft any contents Ignorance Prevails,

For the further it moves the more it yields,

So toddlers draw upon any ignorant wisdom,

Which like any other Bullshit can never be exhausted!

Oops!

Experiences like wetting the bed are quite common,

Yet, the source of the Spring is seldom well known.

Another spring Erupts and us clowns spring to life,

Yet deep within us still Ignorant Wisdom remains:

Oops, chuckles echoing all the way to the bathroom.

Simple-Minded Ignorant Fools

Elaborate bullshit, is just more worthless bullshit,

Only the naive are startled to discover for themselves.

Unwittingly thrust center stage from behind the curtain,

Ignoring, their personal bullshit,

Forever content to Be Ignorant,

Simple-minded ignorant fools,

Really don't mind dealing with stupid bullshit!