Peter Piper's Pickled Principles

The things you write after a blackout! Actually, the Peter Principle is intrinsic to singularity physics.

Peter Piper’s Pickled Principles

Peter Piper, Picked a Peck of Pickled Peppers!

A Peck of Pickled Peppers Peter Piper Picked!

If Peter Piper Picked a Peck of Pickled Peppers,

Where’s the Peck of Pickled Peppers Peter Piper Picked?

Fiercely competitive Piper lived for every new challenge!

His lifelong ambition being to some day promote himself,

To a more Socially Acceptable level of gross incompetence!

Pondering, why so many say, half of life’s just showing up!

Patiently, and propitiously proceeding to put paper to pen!

Promoting his Persnickety, Parsimonious, Pickled Peppers!

On sale now at a nearby, friendly, neighborhood Walmart!

Thus It Behooves Us All To Occupy Our, Proper, Place In Society!

By Striving To Attain Our Own Personal Level Of Incompetence!

Postulating Preposterous Philosophical Propositions,

Proposing, Pharmaceutical Psychological Principles!

Pondering, Punctiliously Pickling Powerful Points!

Pausing to pick, another peck of pickled peppers!

Peter Decided What Occam Required Was A New Razor!

That Would Cut Both Ways, Much More Frequently!

Whilst, Darwin and Maslow needed to get creative!