Gullable Fools, Humorous Crap, Absurd Bullshit

Deep philosophical doo doo.

Gullible Fools

If we could distill down all the bullshit,

Then people would profit a hundredfold;

Gullible fools would nonetheless remain.

If artifice and profit could be eradicated,

Then a lot of unnecessary waste, might be eliminated!

But, half-assed remedies merely treat the symptoms!

Being inadequate used by themselves.

The gullible require personal remedies:

Embrace your personal sense of humor;

Embracing your own ignorant laughter!

Humorous Crap

Sometimes dashing for the potty we just don't make it,

Still, crap comes out easily in any rinse.

If nature's crap doesn't last worth a s**t!

Why the hell, does so much stupid bullshit?

We can laugh hysterically at the punch lines,

Stifling our laughter we miss a lot of the jokes,

Those who embrace humor accept their own ignorant virtue,

While, those who reject their ignorance don't find much funny.

Absurd Bullshit

There's a deep mystery,

Beneath all the bullshit,

Soundless and fathomless,

Alone eternally unchanging,

Yet universal and amorphous.

It coming before mother nature,

Without content, I call it absurd,

Without limits, I say its unlimited,

Infinite neverending absurd bullshit!

Flowing away nonetheless comes back!

Enabling known know no known limits.

So the absurdities in life, are unlimited!

And so too am I still infinity absurd!

For I am abstracted from the absurdity of the world,

The absurdity of all life from nature,

Nature from some mysterious bullshit,

And nothing from never-ending absurdity!