Ignorant Agnostics, Astute Agnostic A******s, Oddy Absurdly Neutral Agnostic Attraction

Just call me ignorant.

Ignorant Agnostics

Agnostics come in all shapes and sizes,

Which is why none may Control them!

If great Ignorance could be conquered,

There would be few ignorant agnostics.

None really curious about who they are,

But any ignorance is shaped by fallibility,

While any shapes are Soon Lost to the void.

Don't clutch at Weird ideas about mortal fallibility,

Allow your ignorance to Flow gently through you;

In the end, it just feels better just to Let Her Rip!

Astute Agnostic A******s

Agnostic a******s are sometimes so Astute,

None other can ever Understand them!

Because They cannot be understood,

I can only Describe their appearance:

Cautious As a lover walking on thin ice,

As Indecisive as a tiny Kid in a candy store,

Humble, As Humble Pie!

Slippery, as the Wettest ice,

Authentic, as uncut Firewood,

An open book that's clear as Mud!

For he who is agnostic enough to Wait for the mud To Settle,

Seeks To leave the future behind in order to embrace the past,

And, in their ignorance, Desire Less Than What May Transpire,

Empowering their bowels to move effortlessly, all by themselves!

Oddly Absurdly Neutral Agnostic Attraction

Becoming both yet never really either,

Embracing nothing, and also everything,

Reborn again, with the newest punch line!

Slinging bullshit being receptive to bullshit,

Aware our ignorance, is the source of fun!

Where others, seldom do get our jokes,

Often, becoming Jokes themselves.

The Strange, Yet Familiar Irony,

Of An Oddly Neutral Attraction.

Using both the light and the dark,

Content to be the same wiseguy I've always been,

A rather oddly absurdly neutral agnostic attraction!