Unsatisfying Crap, Nothing Left Undone, Great Behinds

These are direct extrapolations from the 81 poems of the Tao Te Ching, and great examples of how much information can be conveyed using vague humble metaphors.

Unsatisfying Crap!

When a nation has a nice sense of humor,

Horse's drag manure through their fields.

When, a nation loses its sense of humor,

Horses Bear soldiers through its streets.

There is no greater folly than ignoring our own horseshit!

There is no greater disaster than losing our sense of humor!

There is no greater sickness on earth,

Than buying unsatisfying crap nobody wants!

Poisoning the very ground and each other,

Feeling incapable of ever stopping!

Nothing Left Undone

The follower of knowledge learns as much as he can every day;

While the more Clueless Argue Over what everybody knows!

All progressively becoming Senile.

Thus Nothing Remains Left Undone!

Silence Triumphing, over any applause,

Trying Not to be funny We Often Succeed!

Clueless, As To What Doing Nothing Means!

If you can't identify that you've identified nothing,

Your personal bullshit has become nothing left undone!

Great Behinds

Noteworthy pressure is building,

Arousing fonder, pungent, thoughts;

Sensation hearkens, nostalgic yearning,

Over the endless Crap we all put up with.

When Everything Bears feeling, and doing;

We Are Endowed With Mindless Ignorance!

As I Was Taught, So Too Must I Also Relay!

Great Behinds All Stink Alike Anonymously!