Pointless Personal Bullshit, Bullshit Management, Important Crap

Deep philosophical do-do

Pointless Personal Bullshit

Pointless bullshit is not always easily avoided;

And personal Bullshit is not easily surrendered;

Thus pointless personal Bullshit has enthralled generation after generation!

When intent upon being funny pointless Bullshit can fall flat on its face!

Humor may enhance otherwise pointless bullshit and so humor survives!

Humor neither acts nor reasons;

Love acts, but without our reason;

Justice acts only to serve our reason;

While Bullshit tries to enforce reason!

When ignorant wisdom is lost there remains humor;

When humor is lost, there remains love;

When love is lost, there remains justice;

And when justice is lost there remains pointless Bullshit!

Mindless habits and rituals are the end of honesty and compassion,

The beginning of total confusion!

Belief is a colorful hope or fear,

Stepping stone to all calamity!

The comedian is guided by humor, not by hope;

She's a Fruitcake not a flower!

Accepting being dense she easily ignores pointless personal bullshit.

Bullshit Management

Who comprehends people is truly strange!

Who Gets most punch lines is Enlightened!

Who still falls on their butt is a born clown!

Who still Laughs Over bullshit, has humor!

Who is determined over Bullshit, has drive!

Who Desires any bullshit becomes wealthy!

Who Dodges Bullshit has Ignorant wisdom!

Who grasps great bullshit manages bullshit!

Important Crap

Crap always ebbs and flows stinking up the whole place,

Surprisingly messy stuff when it gets in all the cracks,

But my very own personal crap hardly ever Stinks!

Nurturing crap that grows on you like a Fungus!

Though it hardly ever seems to be worthwhile,

Or, to possess any real meaning.

Seeming, totally inconsequential,

My Personal Crap is more essential,

Of the utmost Paramount importance!

My own crap is always more important,

Especially when it won't Work itself out!