Be The Drooling Idiot!

This poems is of the "Bullshit Kung Fu" variety, and my friends and I often brag about who is the real master.

Be The Drooling Idiot!

Me, myself, and I agree that the others,

Are part of the insidious alien, anal probe,

Anisotropic Hyperuniform, Quasi-Crytalline,

Mindcontrol Conspiracy, behind the Illuminati!

Everywhere you go following you from the rear.

Private Peanut Gallery, all leading from the rear!

But a great Jedi, feels the force flow through him!

Learning how to ignore what is hardest to forget!

You can run but you can’t hide so cover your a*s!

If three is company it could be it is time to learn.

How to Float like a Butterfly and Sting like a Bee!

How to be the Drooling Idiot you were born to be!

Instead of just a moth, destined to go up in flames!

Know for yourself, nobody knows a damned thing!

Know that your Harmony, Neither acts nor reasons!

Know for yourself the true value of Going in Circles!

Know Your Personal wisdom of collective Ignorance!

Know you are either smarter than a damned Chicken!

Or, The Only Lights Left On Are Just To Fool Yourself!

Know that future shock is instant karma gonna getcha!

Know freedom, refusing to allow others to confuse you!

Know that life often demands, we all get over it already!

Know freedom is a joke, if you never get the punch lines!

Be the Drooling Idiot We Can All Know and learn to love!

The fool on the hill, sees the sun going down, but nobody likes him!

Free at last, free at last, free at last the roaring silence become deafening!

Learning to be still, running in circles, while listening to the sounds of silence.

(George Lucas, Muhammad Ali, Alvin Toffler, Beatles, Martin Luther King)

Reviews

[Onlyme]

Now, this was fun, articulate, clever and witty. A subject a lot of people don't dare speak about or even acknowledge either. A good job is done here in bringing it up.

[wuliheron]

Its all math to me. One poem took me decades to figure out how to express the logic, and this poem is basically the result of about 30 years of studying the Tao Te Ching intensely and 10 years of working on the metaphoric logic using linguistic analysis. These poems are so mathematical they come in the shapes of mushrooms, toilets, etc.