Loopy Temporal Loops Refuse to Eat Quiche, A Watched Clock Will Never Boil

These two poems describe how time can be viewed as flowing backwards as information that transforms into the arrow of time and physical forces. Its a primitive tribal perspective.

*~<@~Loopy Temporal Loops Refuse to Eat Quiche~@>~*

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~&~Putting time in a bottle, burning daylight savings time,~&~

@*~Liquid quasi-crystallized temporal shenanigans!~*@

*~Loopy temporal loops, refuse to eat quiche!~*

~&*Wrapping space-time up into neat bundles*&~

*~@*~Once, you have eliminated the impossible!~*@~*

*@Whatever remains must be merely improbable!@*

*~If Chickens happen to Come before the Egg~*

~&*Chickens which lay eggs will all go extinct!*&~

*~Now and Zen, made time warped everywhen!!~*

~&*Adopting isotopically flat photonic space-time!*&~

*~Accelerating hyperuniform quasi virtual particles~*

&<@~~Then heating up condensed matter past its warranty!~~@>&

*<~For, eternity is but a blink of an eye, to lonely photons!~>*

~&*Cruising all the way, from the big bang, to the big crunch!*&~

*~Some like it hot and some cold but photons like it just right!~*

~&*When the lights are not only on but someone is actually home!*&~

@~<~Scotty beam up the photons there’s no intelligent life down here!~>~@

~&*~They confuse organizing like a flock of chickens with being social!~*&~

~&@Professional Nude Female Mud Wrestling is the sport of their Kings@&~
<<<While anyone who tries to suggest otherwise, is considered a Queen!>>>

*~*+A Watched Clock Will Never Boil+*~*
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&~*+Unless... it really is a boiling clock+*~&
&~*+Where the time vanishes into thin air+*~&
*~*+Producing maximum entropy production!+*~*

*~*+In a humble and ubiquitous phase transition+*~*
*~*+While, curiously, the smaller anything becomes,+*~*
*~*+The more often it will violate the arrow of time.+*~*
*~&~*+Boiling clocks running backwards more often,+*~&~*
*~&~*+Convince invisible pixies, time is just a joke!+*~&~*

*~&~*+Anyone may have all the spacytime they want+*~&~*
~*@~*+All any requires, is invisible pixies with attitude!+*~@*~
~*~*+All that anyone, has ever required to go home again,+*~*~
*~*~*+All anyone has ever required, to find themselves again!+*~*~*
*~*+Time speeding up yet slows down just in the nick of time+*~*
~*~*+Where does all the time go, approaching the speed of light?+*~*~
*~*+Yet, the shadow remains, but the memory of the eternal light!+*~*

*~&*~*+The invisible light in the dark pointing out the end of the tunnel!+*~*&~*

*~&*+Where the smallest pond, sheds invaluable light on the Big Picture+*&~*

*~&*+Where the tiniest molehill, becomes a mountain of bullshit overnight+*&~*

*~@*+Only to come crashing down, or vanish inexplicably in the light of day+*@~*

*~*+Where Murphy's Law and a Goldilocks Principle, rule the entire universe.+*~*

@~*+Where Einstein's theory of Relativity, is always entirely context dependent,+*~@

*~*+Time is never just what you think it is, until that time rolls round once again!+*~*

~&*+Time is instant karma coming to getcha baby, when that time rolls round again!+*&~

~&*+Time is the fire in which we burn the drier frozen ice in which our minds go numb!+*&~

*+"Fascinating" said Mr Spock on Star Trek, "Infinite Diversity in Infinite Combinations"+*
*But I fail to see what could possibly be so funny about humor being intrinsic to spaceytime.*

Author's Note

The fuzzy logic in these poems obeys a humorous interpretation of John Wheeler's Participatory Anthropic Principle, that ours is the best all of possible worlds, apparently, because if it were any different, nobody would be around to ask the question.