Fie upon your brabble!

How to properly insult somebody. Inspired by http://matadornetwork.com/abroad/20-obsolete-english-words-that-should-make-a-comeback/2/

Fie upon your brabble,
you knaves, rogues and rabble!
You scalawag, fiend, rogue and knave
Sanguinolency is not the doctrine of the brave!

... You ludibrious jollux!
Your philosophies are just bollocks!
You corrade your wits
You frek to fits!

You harlot, streetwalker and strumpet!
Your wit: bibesy tends to trump it!
I kench at the twitter-light of your bragging!
For your accomplishments have had their share of quagswagging!

You are but a hoddypeak!
Your perissology suggests thou art meek!
I must now end this malagrugrous scriptitation!
Beware, for soon I shall proceed with dictation!