Beginnig of Brian Brain Eater

How Brian became a zombie

I was walking home
From McDonalds
A bag of food in my hand
Filled with cheeseburgers and fries
I also bought a Big Mac
For Ron the Hobo
I always bought him a burger
When I was on my lunch break
I always passed him
On the way back to work

Today was no different

I came to the spot where Ron slept
A dumpster behind Wendy's
This is why Ron always smelled
Like cheeseburges and fries

I looked into the dumpster
And I saw Ron
I woke him up
And he said "BRAINS"

"No, it's Brian," I said.
And he said "BRAINS"

"No Big Mac Brian,"

"BRAINS"

"Here is your Big Mac"

I hand it to him
And suddenly he grabbed my arm
He bite hard on my forearm
And I screamed in pain

I think I fainted
Everythign went black.

Hi. My name is Brian.
And I woke up in the morgue.

Author's Note

This was not as funny as I wanted it to be. I am trying to make it better. I may delete this. I don't think it is very good.

Reviews

[Bella22]

I thought it was pretty funny! I can not wait to read more. "Hi. My name is Brian.
And I woke up in the morgue". That was a good ending! It totally makes me want to read more and find out what happens to Brian!

[Tai-San]

I can't wait until you write more! I think this was funny!!!!

[J.Black]

I thought it was a good start, I laughed! haha

[Rebecca Rogers]

I thought this was cute :)

Just keep working on it and add more later.

[Flame DM]

i thought it was funny =] you could add more to this though, i do agree with that, but just edit it dont delete it