Michael Jackson's Letter to Santa

A silly letter for a contest. This is just a joke. DO NOT TAKE SERIOUSLY.

Dear Santa,

Hi. It is Michael Jackson.

For christmas, I want to be black again. In case you didn't know, someone dipped me in bleach and now I am pale white. When I was black, I had hit ablums and everyone loved me. Now that I am white, everyone hates me. They all make fun of me. So if you can give me dark skin again that would be fantastic.

I also want a roll of duct tape. My nose keeps falling off and I need to tape it on. If you can give me some that would be great.

Sincerely,
Michael Jackson

HE HE.

PS,
Or would be HO HO.

PSS,
Can I have one of your elves. They remind me of little boys.

Author's Note

This is a silly letter for a contest.

DO NOT TAKE SERIOUSLY. This is comedy. Do not take offense.

Reviews

[Wunderlich]

HAHAHAHA! This is f*****g hilarious. Seriously, this is really funny, dude.

[J.Black]

HAHA what the hell Andrew? This was so random, yet I laughed and I don't even know why!

"I also want a roll of duct tape. My nose keeps falling off and I need to tape it on. If you can give me some that would be great." -- haha, yeah, emeinem made fun of him in his music video, when it fell off on the dance floor!

"When I was black, I had hit ablums and everyone loved me. Now that I am white, everyone hates me." -- I dunno, I heard he had a skin disease and then he bleach himself white so it would not appear on his skin. Then again media is a fucked up place and it's a bunch of lies. But you spelt albums* wrong. And, I think that once he turned white people were kinda like what the hell. But then the song "Black or White" was released. That was a hit. Lol!