Michael Jackson's Letter to Santa

A silly letter for a contest. This is just a joke. DO NOT TAKE SERIOUSLY.

Dear Santa,

Hi. It is Michael Jackson.

For christmas, I want to be black again. In case you didn't know, someone dipped me in bleach and now I am pale white. When I was black, I had hit ablums and everyone loved me. Now that I am white, everyone hates me. They all make fun of me. So if you can give me dark skin again that would be fantastic.

I also want a roll of duct tape. My nose keeps falling off and I need to tape it on. If you can give me some that would be great.

Sincerely,
Michael Jackson

HE HE.

PS,
Or would be HO HO.

PSS,
Can I have one of your elves. They remind me of little boys.

Author's Note

This is a silly letter for a contest.

DO NOT TAKE SERIOUSLY. This is comedy. Do not take offense.

Reviews

[BeautifulDisaster]

lol. that is sooo funny.

[Tai-San]

This is funny in a way...but i like michael Jackson.

[revenant21]

Hahahahaha. What made you come up with this?? HahA Poor, poor Michael. HA!

[Cam]

Hehe made me laugh a bit, especially.

"PSS, Can I have one of your elves. They remind me of little boys."

Funny haha. But yeah the bleach thing, that J. Black said something about skin disease, heard that too.

[witchiekatez]

blah blah but its funny. But please stop making fun of people just because of their oddness. MJ is the best. Now, period for that.

[Mercury Mirrors]

AHAHA Can I have one of ur elves? They remind me of little boys!!!!!!
ROFLMAO this was great!
He is creepy.......
Good Job!

MMFCL,
Malizzious

[J.K. (Not Rowling)]

If Santa doesn't bring him duct tape, his agent should... this was hilarious! Thanks for the smile (and the laugh pains in my side). Funny, funny write!

[Summers Under The Old O..]

That's hilarious! Especially the part about the elves. Really made me laugh. :D

Summer

[Bella22]

I was laughing so hard that I started to choke. Nice job.

[Flame DM]

lmao the elves just make the piece man, they DO look like little boys XD

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