There is a myth
that needs a slaying
For it has crept into (or been fed intraveneaously)
into every small child, ev’ry babe
A sinister lie, a dastardly deceit–
the myth of logic and order and sense
in numbers.
From podiums and pulpits they declaim this heresy
in a thousand books t’is written
But no more I say!
Let the truth be out!
Break the chain link ∞
and refill the negative imaginary integer!
You laugh, you scoff, you mathematician–
but I challenge you–
Put pencil to paper and begin to equate
or lineate ones and forties and x’s and z’s
and like a graphite Vesuvius, they erupt
and bleed down the page, staining hands and
Hearts, bringing terror to the masses.