ADVENTURES OF A FAT KID! THE FIRST KISS

SHE WAS PERFECT! CURLY HAIR, SEXY LEGS, BLUE EYES, AND SMELLED OF PLASTIC. MADE IN CHINA,.....WHAT?

 

The First Kiss

 

     As we sat there together, my hands were sweaty and my heart pounded. She was the most beautiful girl in the world and I was the luckiest guy. Her hair was a majestic curly brown, and her lips were a rose red. She resembled my favorite actress Shirley Temple, and I wanted a taste of that good ship lollypop. Her curves drove me crazy even though I was only nine-years-old at the time. She was a very experienced, older woman, and I believe she was pushing forty years of age. It did not matter to me though because I was in love. We had to sneak around in order to fulfill our forbidden needs. Under the bed, in the closet, or if we were lucky, we would have the house to ourselves for a few hours. She was a dream girl who never talked a lot or nagged about stupid things. She was always willing to do whatever I wanted, and yes, it was exciting dating an older woman.

     Ok, before you call the police, I will let you in on a little secret. Her name was Lucille, and she stood three feet tall. Her skin was made of a pale plastic, and if you laid her down, her eyes would always shut. So chill out! She was a freaking doll! 

     Yes, it is embarrassing to talk about it now, but Lucille was my first kiss. Haven’t we all experimented or kissed a doll at some point in our childhood? I hope you answered yes because I really don’t want to be alone here. Whether it had been a Barbie, a Ken, or if you are really kinky a Weeble Wobble, we have all done it! Of course, my affair went way beyond kissing. I was in love with a doll, and I didn’t care!

     She was so lifelike that it was just too tempting for a boy of my age. Lucille was pretty old. She had been my mother’s doll as a young girl, and my mom had passed this beautiful little lady down to my sister. Well, Shelly was not into dolls, so I saw my chance to steal her away. She was way too hot to be neglected. 

     I guess I was going through a pre-puberty addiction. I remember the first time that I kissed Lucille. My mom and I had watched one of her daily soap operas. Patch and Kayla had just finished a lusty, daytime sex scene. It had gotten me hot and bothered, and as I watched, I thought to myself “I can totally do this with Lucy!” As Mom drifted away in her recliner, I snuck to my room to lay one on my plastic girl. I reached under the bed and gently grabbed her hand. I sat her up, and her eyes opened as if surprised. Then, I began my seduction. I talked to her in a romantic tone just like the guy did in the soap opera. I don’t remember what words I said to her, but they must have worked because she leaned forward and kissed me hard. I stroked her hair as we embraced. It was a very intimate moment, and it was leading to something dirty. Then, I heard my mother stirring about, and the moment was gone. I put my sweetheart back under the bed and said in a terminator voice, “I’ll be back!” 

     Later that night, I lay in bed and fantasized about the fantastic kiss and the cold shower that I had taken. As I heard my parents entering their bedroom, Lucille got in bed with me. I told her that we shouldn’t, but she insisted. Evidently the kiss had started a fire in her loins, and only my nine-year-old body could put it out. 

     I won’t go into details because a gentleman never talks. Let’s just say I slept in my Peter Pan underwear that night. I didn’t have a clue what I was doing, but Lucy guided me through the process. As Peter took flight, I asked her if I was doing it right, and she could not answer. I guess she was too overcome with pleasure. It was a great night of kissing and touching even though at some point her arm fell off. But, with one snap, the arm was back on and so was the love making.

     After an intense hour of love fest, we both laid there sweaty and exhausted. As we both enjoyed a candy cigarette, I told Lucille that I loved her. She sat up and opened her eyes and smiled. We fell asleep in each other’s arms with our bodies entwined. 

     The next morning, my mother arose early and made my favorite breakfast of brown sugar toast and oatmeal. As she entered my room, she glanced at the floor. There laid my animated underwear along with Lucille’s velvet dress. I was still holding my lover tightly when my mom aggressively pulled down the covers. There we were. Lucille was buck naked, and we were spooning. I woke up and realized that the secret affair had been exposed. Lucy was so embarrassed that she couldn’t even open her eyes, and I was horrified that my mother had seen my wiener. Mom, like a wife who had just discovered the cheating husband, grabbed my plastic pleasure by the arm and yanked her out of bed. As they exited my room, Mom yelled only two words, “NO TOAST!” It was all that she could come up with I guess. 

     I waited a few minutes before going to breakfast. I had to prepare for the humiliation. Dad and Shelly sat there with quiet little grins on their faces, and it was obvious that Mom had spilled the beans. Mom served me my food but did not make eye contact. Dad broke the silence by informing me that I looked tired. Then, Shelly added her two cents by saying “You must have had a late night little bro!” They both giggled, but I didn’t care. I had gone to bed a boy and woke up a man. 

     I never saw Lucille again. Last I heard, she ran off with a Weeble Wobble named Rico. All that remains are the memories of that night and the taste of plastic. Goodnight my love, wherever you are!

 

 

 

 

 

 

Reviews

[*~Imperfectly Me~*]

LOL.... OMG wow.... I'm not sure what to say.... Ummmm.... Great job! made me laugh really hard! You have great imagery and i felt as if i were watching..... Lol... I loved the part with the candy cig... Great job!

[Gatiel]

Oh my god! That is one of the funniest things I have ever read! Wonderful work!

[Wolfwind Words]

I am laughing in tears! You have become a genious in an area, that has never been explored before! I loved it! Never before have i been drawn in to a story about love, that involved plastic toys! This was a true gift to humanity that you have writen. I will most assuredly let others know of this masterpeice of both mirth and love!
Wonderfully writen!