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Pickle-monkey's on my back,
Gotta have that nummy snack;
Homemade's best, but come a hitch,
Claussen's spears can scratch my itch.
Not just cukes, though they're my fave,
Onions and peppers I also crave;
Watermelon rind in brine
And sauerkraut are also fine.
Chow-chow, kimchi, sweet or hot;
That zing on my tongue--I like it a lot!
As for trotters . . . pigs be swine,
And pigs is where I draw the line.