Things to Do

Grow old.
Become young again.
Challenge myself.
Provoke others.
Take life more seriously.
Treat death more lightly.
Revel in my deviance.
Cultivate omniscience.
Peruse the remotenesses of the Inscrutable Pattern.
Defeat inertia.
Defy entropy.
Define proclivities.
Degrade insufferabilities.
Indulge in midday naps.
Stay up after dark.
Rise with the shine.
Minimize my excreta.
Effulgenate well-formed zeta rays.
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