get off your high horse

"I am the one who creates joy and peace." The girl walks closer. "I am the one who relieves suffering and brings relief. I am the light in a world of darkness."

"No." The girl ignores him and leans forward.

"I am the diamond in a sea of sand. I am your only hope on this cursed planet."

"You're not." Her crystalline eyes narrow threateningly.

"I am the wind under your wings."

"You're just a girl," he spits out. "A delusional one, at that."

"No!" she shrieks suddenly. "You're wrong! I am the embodiment of kindness! I am perfection incarnate!"

"You are a girl with problems!" he shouts back.

The girl screams, and reaches for him. "You should love me! I'm beautiful and nice and smart!"

He recoils. "You are a normal girl!" he insists loudly. "It's that simple, why don't you get it?"

She lunges. He grunts as she latches onto his shoulders and claws wildly at his eyes. Swearing, he pushes her away.

That was the last straw. His fists clenched and he gritted his teeth. Time to pull out some of his old high school talent.

Taking a deep breath as the girl writhes on the floor. "Alright, little girl, why ya gotta be so mean?" he raps. "You can't take it so you break it and you think you're the queen."

"No..." She stills. He peers down at her. Was his rapping that bad? "I'm worth nothing... Nobody loves me..."

"I think I just gave her self esteem issues," he mutters, and shrugs. He turns and walks away. "Not my problem."

Reviews

[Davidgeo]

I think you have self esteem issues.

Your rapping was pretty terrible.

It's good for an ironical satirical make fun of yourself thing.

I hope that's what you were trying to do anyway.

[Hatake]

I don't have self esteem issues.
Yes, my rapping is pretty terrible.

[Davidgeo]

I don't really think you have self esteem issues

[Hatake]

Oh. Well, then.

[Davidgeo]

Lighten up champ.... this s**t aint that serious. If I was gonna be a dick you'd know.
read moreLighten up champ.... this s**t aint that serious. If I was gonna be a dick you'd know.

That was more amused sarcastic ambivalence... and that doesn't really make sense does it?

[Hatake]

Unless you were undecided about whether to be amused or sarcastic, then no, it doesn't really make sense.

[Davidgeo]

Ox morons....

[Davidgeo]

Amused ambivalence? I was being ironical... My bad, I owe you a soda.

[Hatake]

*Oxymorons (though oxen may be morons)
Good luck getting that soda to me.

[Davidgeo]

No... I meant ox moron.

I talk like a fool.

[Hatake]

Alright. Nice to know.