A Little Bit Of Slackjaw...

A Little Bit Of Slackjaw...

A Poem by Wayne Riley

Twas wooden, and my Ivy stick

Did claggy with a cobbled tone.

The moon, in shade rode whimsy high

And whiffled with a moan.

 

By hairy dog and camel toe

I trundled on and farted,

By gum and skinny teeth I went

Unshaven and wholehearted.

 

Hag I not seen but in a girth

A womb of some renown-

A creature from some other Earth

Not cream, yet still not brown.

 

I wooden, with my Ivy stick

And waving with a fist

Fought on with friendly foe in tow

For valour, kin and Kist.

© 2014 Wayne Riley


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Im bamboozled yet have the perception pf being ranted at (in a friendly manner) by an insane smelly genius with a brown paper bag and 40 yr old trench coat. Is he the sole defence out planet has against the alien menace?
Any how, bravo and thankyou for messing with my head a little.

Posted 10 Years Ago


2 of 2 people found this review constructive.

Wayne Riley

10 Years Ago

I look on your lovely comment with Disdaine, but by myself of course. Thank you. x



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Another one that amuses. Again - IDKW

Posted 10 Years Ago


1 of 1 people found this review constructive.

Wayne Riley

10 Years Ago

To be amused is enough. Why, because you are alive. Glad you enjoyed it.
MomzillaNC

10 Years Ago

I really enjoy your playful style. It's like a new Suess.
Im bamboozled yet have the perception pf being ranted at (in a friendly manner) by an insane smelly genius with a brown paper bag and 40 yr old trench coat. Is he the sole defence out planet has against the alien menace?
Any how, bravo and thankyou for messing with my head a little.

Posted 10 Years Ago


2 of 2 people found this review constructive.

Wayne Riley

10 Years Ago

I look on your lovely comment with Disdaine, but by myself of course. Thank you. x

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Added on November 15, 2014
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Wayne Riley
Wayne Riley

Doncaster, South Yorkshire, United Kingdom



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Wayne Riley was born in God’s own county, Yorkshire. The 70s, sensational for long hair down to your flares, also gave Wayne his first writing experience, a short, hand-penciled story about the .. more..

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