ANOTHER REASON WHY I LOVE MY WIFE...#4

My wife says i have no consideration for her in the mornings and that she's sick of me waking up screaming at the top of my lungs. I've tried to explain to her that if she stopped putting lit matches under my finger nails while i was asleep i wouldn't do it. 'You're selfish!' is my wife's quirky way of saying, 'ok,ok, i'll stop!' So, to show her how considerate i can be and that i love her dearly i'm going to let her go on ebay and bid on that Bunsen Burner she's been hankering after....