I Came Across A Jumpher

I came across a Jumpher

A jumphin’ up at me.

It wasn’t very springy

As far as i could see.

 

It tried to do someothersault,

Impressing like a tree,

But landed with a thumping thud

And hurt his only knee.

 

‘How come you like to ravel so?’

I bellied like a navel,

While on the other hand i plied

Some custard on a table.

 

‘I’m only giving all I’ve got-

A hundred miles an hour.

But if you take it at a trot

It soaks you with a shower.

 

‘I see,’ i said, came out my head,

And nodding fully clothed,

I asked if he’d seen Ninnynook?

A nose that knows no prose.

 

‘I likes to smell his gravy soup.’

He jumphered like a sweater,

Then driving like a five wheeled horse

Left home wrapped in a letter.

 

‘Good luck, you leaphing lunging loon.’

I mouthed in Granny’s gums

Then smiling like a holiday

I went to see my chums.

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[MomzillaNC]

An amusing play of words.