On the Horns of a BullA Chapter by Robert Francis CallaciI fiddled the night awayOn
the Horns of a Bull I fiddled and diddled my way out of my dire
circumstance. I carved out a new fiddle from
the wood floors of my prison and made its
strings from the guts of my bikini clad captor
which in reality was a man-eating plant. I
burned it to the ground.
I
wooed and bedazzled those lovely nubile Nubians
with my charm, good looks and musical
abilities. I plucked picked and used my
stick on those fiddled strings, stomped
my feet to
my favorite demonic beat and watched them melt and
burn away.
All
in all I had one hell of a good day…
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