The Confessional

All Ye who Enter

The Confessional

 

‘”Bless me Father for I have sinned, It’s been two thousand and fifteen years since my last confession.”

 

“Is this some type of joke, this is a confessional not a bar” said the angry priest.”

 

“I assure you Father that this is no joke. I’ve been carrying around this guilt for over two millennia and I need to get it off my chest.”

 

The priest looked through the confessional screen and into the eyes of the confessor. He choked up in fear. Those eyes were not human. In an unsteady voice he said, “I will hear your confession.”

 

“I’ve always felt bad about tempting that poor fellow in the desert. That made him think: that he was truly the Son of God. In fact he was nothing more than a deluded carpenter’s son. God abandoned this world and left it to me ages ago. I was just having fun with the human race, but it backfired, and gave false hope to humanity. I’m here to set the record straight: any and all hope is dead…