Superchu!

What if Pikachu had every superpower? OMG I am a genius! (Please don't steal my idea.)

I impressed a certain woman by telling her of my writing prowess. I told her I was working on a writing project that was worth more than all the gold in the world. We made passionate love. Then afterwards I decided to show her this masterpiece I had been working on. A pokemon fanfiction called Superchu. It was a story about how Pikachu gets every super power. After telling her this, she did a funny thing. She went to the nearest gas station, poured gasoline all over herself and set herself ablaze.

You might think that a man like me would be heartbroken. Far from it. See the night of our passionate lovemaking I took out an insurance policy in her name. I'm a wealthy man.