the teens

One day I was walking down the street with my friend. Suddenly I walk into a car and broke my leg. I was looking for my phone in my bag but i realized that it was at the park. Then me and my friends went back to the park and looking for my phone. on our way there she asked me if i needed help but when i wasn't watching where i was going i ran into the stop sign. then my friends went to the store and bought a unicorn for dinner with the side of noodles.while they were away i was looking for  my phone and i saw that a 9 year old had it. So i chased her and jumped on her and gave her a wagey.i later on went over to the store to meet with my friends to eat my magical dinner. the magical dinner made my stomach hurt so me and my friends went in the bathroom. then i went into the stall and sat on the toilet and pooped magical sparkles. my friends then walked to my house and parents were dancing in the yard with tutus.  i later on thought it would be funny if i went and grabbed my camera and two obama masks. then my parents put the obama masks on and danced around like ballerinas. i then started recording them when they weren't looking it was kinda hard to try to not laugh. my friends started to throw eggs at them and i laugh.  my dad stopped what he was doing and he starting eating the yolk. my mom looked at him and lick his face like a dog.  then while they were acting like dogs outside i locked them outside and went to their bedroom looking for money. then my friend found a dead rat and we ate it. but before we ate that rat we needed some hot sauce with dat and whipped cream. then we went to the dining room and got some plate for our rat desert. then i went to grab the phone and started to call some of  the football players and some of my classmates from school. I told my friends from school to come over for a party i was going to throw.