Interspecial Relations: EBONY Magazine Studies

A Story by warriorKat

Observations made during lunchtime while watching other people. DISCOVERY CHANNEL STYLE! >:)

-SPECIAL NOTICE- Hispanico latino Alexis and his mate seem to have overcome their copulation failure from two weeks ago. We record witnessing alexis NOT being akward for once! He was demonstrating his eagerness to breed today by placing his hand upon her a*s. It's mating season again.

Today at the end of 3rd period I stumbled upon a publication dedicated strictly to the negrois ghettois species!!! The documentation is titled "Ebony" for obvious reasons. I enthusiastically take it to fourth period to share with my collegues at lunch..As usual, the species are acting wildly; engaging in interspecial relations, yelling across the lunch room, getting up and running around and a few other various aggressive behaviors. AKA, nothing out of the ordinary.

We begin our research by flipping through the first few pages. We hault upon the discovery of an article titled " biracial = black? " this article tells a story of the interbreeding of a negrois ghettois female and whiticus bitchicus male. Both species reject the offspring because it has acquired the characteristics of both. Mixing of chromosomes seems to cause much hysteria an confusion in the negrois ghettois. This hybrid species may need a name of it's own due to the uncooperative attitudes from both parents.

As we all ponder more throughout the magazine, we pause again to read about a crisis that's "sweeping the nation". Negrois ghettois males account for more than 80% of America's prison population. The numerous poor decisions the negrois make seems to reflect on the high imprisonment rate of the species. We witness this first hand everyday during feeding time. It is inconclusive, but we've come to a hypothesis on how negrois ghettois behaviors are linked with the numerous psychological disorders they have. (Recorded in our previous documentation, negrois ghettois were most likely to suffer from schizophrenia disorder and bipolar disorder.)

Skimming through the pages, a few moments later we yet again stop to make another interesting observation. Female negrois traditionally wear brightly colored scarves And turbans on their heads to signify individuality. From the looks of things, the more brightly colored, the better. On this page there are a few other unexplainable objects that negrois females use to stand out in a crowd. This ritual is most likely linked to mating behavior. When the female comes into season and is ready to breed, she displays her status by wearing these accessories to attract males. Readiness to copulate is sure to attract the attention of males with THESE flamboyant colors...

Our last article to read involves personal beliefs of the negrois. Contrary to previous assumtions made torwards the tribe of negrois we observe daily, We are proven wrong. We are all equally astonished at the multitude of articles relating to spiritual beings not here on this earth. Negrois ghettois are incredibly deep and emotional creatures! They've come to create their very own original system of worship and culture. They are truely a complex group...