Zombies'n'S**t Ep. 49

Rise and Freakin' Shine

The figure collapsed to the ground and remained still.  I grinned and hauled back and kicked at the figure viciously.  It didn't move besides the twitch from the blow.  I leaned over and nearly shouted, "Oi!  Mittens!  Carl, drop the act, I really don't want to put up with this crap."

Carl looked up at me suddenly and sputtered, "John?!  What the hell-?!"  I grinned and kicked him again.  He swore as he tumbled back and ended up looking up at Sophia.

She lean over and gave his startled expression a big smile and said brightly, "Hi, mittens!  My name is Sophia!"

Carl's expression: priceless!

"B-b-b-but...." he sputtered.

"Yeah, we've been over this part once before, skip to the the end, will ya?"  I sighed.

Carl glowered at me and latched on to something familiar, "Okay, assface, why don't you explain what the hell is going on and why you got me mixed up in all this?"

I rolled my eyes, "I didn't get you involved in s**t.  You attacked her.  Not my fault you're an idiot."

"Not my fault you're an annoying piece of-" Carl was interrupted by Sophia sighing theatrically.

"When you two girls are done playing grab-a*s, I would like to at least find somewhere to shack up for the night."  Sophia gave us a pointed look.

Somehow, the two zombies giving her a withering glare only made her snort, unimpressed.  Seriously, I think my glare is defective.  Oughta send it back the the manufacturer.

Psh.  Knowing my luck the damn warranty expired yesterday.

Carl got up, dusted himself off and hooked a finger at me, "Can we talk?  Privately."  I sighed and gestured to Sophia.

"Look dude, she knows.  No point keeping anything from her now.  She's caught up."

Carl raised an eyebrow, "Uhm.....dude.  You broke the one rule.  Nobody breaks the one rule."

I gave him the biggest s**t-eating grin I could and said, "You just did."

He held up a finger and opened his mouth but stopped suddenly, eyes widening and jaw going slack.

Sophia busted out laughing and pointed at him with one hand and the other holding her stomach.  "You look just like him when you are caught off guard!  Same brainless expression!"

Carl turned to growl at her, so I took the opportunity to smack him upside the head.