Zombies'n'S**t Ep. 39

Friend or Foe

I continued chewing on the chocolate bar and the wrapper, unconcerned.  She fell on her back, shaking in laughter.  I finished and swallowed.

She continued laughing for several minutes.  Jerk.  When she finally calmed down, she rejoined me.  She kept fighting back fits of giggles.  I maintained a petulant silence.

She suddenly stood, stretching, "Well, I'm pooped.  See you in the morning."  I grunted noncommittally and stared into the fire.  I heard her walk off, then suddenly, her footsteps quickened.  I was in the middle of twisting around when a weight slammed into me from behind.  Her arms wrapped around me so fast I nearly fell over into the fire.

"Don't leave while I'm sleeping."  She whispered.

"I-I won't," I stammered.  I felt her nod against my back.  Then her arms were gone.  I turned around in place and saw her lay down on a pile of clothes, facing away from me.

"No promises on not eating you," I called.  She turned towards me and winked.

What the hell?

She turned back and lay in silence, her back to me.  I mumbled grumpily and gazed back into the fire.  This girl was maddeningly difficult to get a read on.  One minute she is nice to me, the next she's Chuck Norris with breasts.  And no penis.

That got weird.  Moving on.

Author's Note

Sorry it's so short this time, folks. Still trying to get caught up.

Reviews

[unspokenguilt]

Heh he ate the wrapper still..."no promises on not eating you" funny! Short yes but entertaining and anttention keeping never the less...nicely done!