Zombies'n'S**t Ep. 34

Because Screw the Fourth Wall, That's Why

I found a few chunks of me falling off as I gave the ground a face high-five.  Yes, that is a real thing.  Or at least it should be.  This situation more than deserved it.

I felt her hands grab me and pull me upright, "What the hell are you doing?!"  She looked quite alarmed.  I glared at her and moved to resume the activity.  She grabbed me before I could and held me up, "What are you thinking?"

I gave her a level look, "What am I thinking?  Hells bells, woman, what are you thinking?"  She steppped back and crouched in front of me, tilting her head quizzically.  I continued, "You tied me up again, dragged me somewhere, and hit me.  AGAIN!  Why?"

She sighed heavily and covered her face with her hands, speaking through them.

I squinted at her, "What?"

She dropped her hands and spoke in a quavering voice, "I don't know."

It was my turn to sigh.  I plopped down on my side and observed her.  For once, I actually looked at her.  She was wearing a dirty blue shirt and stained jeans.  Her hair was a dark blonde, almost brown, really.  She had boots that looked like they could qualify for frequent flyer miles about two continents ago.  She had a petite nose and rather pretty brown eyes.  That were currently filling with tears.

Why me?

"Why the hell are you crying?"  I snapped, unceremoniously. 

What?  What?

Stupid reader.  What do you know.  Whoops!  Fourth wall slip- back to your regularly scheduled programming:

She sniffled wetly and turned away from me.  Awwwwww.  Damn.

I shuffled, mildly uncomfortable.  "Look, I know I'm not easy to be around, but you seriously need to stop stalking me.  You don't even know me."

She took a few minutes to compose herself and turned back to me, eyes, glistening as she smiled shyly, "Then why don't we get to know each other?  We have all night."

I looked at my restraints (a bunch of ragged clothing items, shirts and the like) and looked back at her blandly, "Kinky."

Author's Note

If you got the reference (not the song, thus earning my gleeful contempt) then you earned my giddy surprise.

In other news, there shall, again be two episodes this night for the missing one last weekend.

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