Zombies'n'S**t Ep. 26

Well, That's One Way to Figure It Out

A long moment of silence passed in the desolate street.

"C'mon, say something, or I'm outta here."  I growled.

She took a deep breath and started, "What are you?"  I had to think about that.  What was I?  The Normies dubbed us as zombies and it does fit.  I guess.  But other than that, I had no idea what I was.

She shivered as a wind cut through the street.  She hugged her belly against the chill, her white shirt, clinging to her.  Hello, n*****s.

Yyyyup.

Still a guy.

I cleared my throat to get my mind off of that (with some difficulty, I might add), and responded.  "Look, I don't know what I am.  Your guess is as good as mine."  I shifted uncomfortably as the wind shifted and she renewed her shivering.  She spoke a again, a stutter creeping in, "H-how can you speak-k."

How can you speak.  She looked like she was really miserable, soaking wet and being frozen in the wind.  And HOLY S**T THAT SHIRT WAS TIGHT!  "Okay," I growled, "We need to find something to cover you up before we go on,"  She tilted her head and looked around, "You are very thoughtful for a monster."  Huh, monster.

"No, it's just that your chest is really detracting- I mean distracting."  I walked over to a garbage pile and found a discarded jacket.  I turned to walk back to her.  She cleared her throat, now covering her chest and blushing furiously.  Damn she was cute when she was blushing.  I tossed her the jacket.  She caught it, careful to not expose her chest.  She gave me a significant look.  "What?"  I asked.  She gestured for me to turn around.

I scoffed, "Like hell I'm gonna turn around.  I want another look."  She glared at me, "I think you got enough of a look,"  she pointed at my crotch.

Huh.  One thing still works.

Author's Note

HA! Perv.

Reviews

[unspokenguilt]

Lmao! I'm only dead from the waste up baby ;)

[C. Rose]

"very thoughtful for a monster" :D